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HALAL JOKES FROM A PAKISTANI FRIEND

                                             Halal’ – Pickup Lines                                      1. I love the way ur Hijab flows when you walk                                                                                                                   2. Marry me so that I don’t have to lower my gaze every time u walk into our room.                                    3. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr ?                                                                                                                   4. Girl, when I saw u I said Mashallah, then I said InshAllah.                                                                                                5. Are your feet tired? Because u have been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long.                                                  6. How would you like to help me fulfill half of my Deen?                                                                                                          7. Allah created everything in pairs, so what are you doing single?                                                                                      8. I’d like to be more than just your brother in Islam.

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